About

I exist for entertainment purposes only.

I was born a writer. Ever since I was a child, I would write little things about people. Observations, mostly. That got me in trouble. As I got older, I found myself a celebrity blogger. I got in more trouble. Then I started writing for myself, and, low and behold, got into the most trouble. Mostly with myself. The moral is, personal relationships have always been a bit strained. No one likes the idea that anything they do/say could end up published somewhere. That's fine. I am pretty much married to my career. I have to write to stay sane because if I didn't get the words out, they would eat me alive.

I need to take advantage of the freedom I have while I still have it. 

Please note: There are no great revelations in any of my writing. You're going to wish you chose to read the Handbook for the Recently Deceased instead. I am not a life coach or a motivational speaker. Half the time I can't even motivate myself to get out of bed.

I'm just a human being and a shitty one at that. 

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